Games Are Expensive! I Should Maybe Play These

Dear Nerd Diary,

I have gone back and forth and back and forth between OKAY I REALLY AM GONNA BUY THAT NEW KIRBY GAME and WELL MATT MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT BUYING SOME FOOD FIRST.

This is a problem.

It is further compounded when I gaze longingly towards my SD card on my Wii: dozens and dozens of games I have purchased, sometimes for more than $10, 90% of them barely played. What the fuck is my problem?

So, I am going to bombard this blog with five billion reviews, hopefully. I must resolve this issue — I will play every single one of these games to (near) completion, review them, and then by the time I’m done sometime in 2013 I can begin buying new games! What a great idea.

First up: Kirby 64. Expect a pretty positive review, maybe.